1. Chop up all your onions and freeze them in bags, you only cry once
2. Dont go shopping with a 2 year old before a sleep
3. smile at people you dont know, makes you look like a friendly person
4. Dont let the hairdresser give your child a lolly pop, they eat more hair then it worth
5. Leave the nightclub before the ugly lights come on
6. When your child has pinched the bowl of baby food and walks past you saying BYE BYE you know they are up to no good.
7. when a wolf spider walks across the bonet of your car while you are driving, dont swing across the other side of the road in panic, the oncoming car thinks your a mad women
8. Babies are harder then they look
9. Look after your body and your body will look after you
10. Dont feed your baby wearing good clothes and then expect to go out... Just wont happen
3 comments:
LOL, so funny and so true. I once had a wolf spider on my lap in the car. I was in the passenger's seat and made the driver stop and I dived out of the drivers side door for some reason and landed on teh pavement. Awful!
too right! :)
you've got a great blog!
That onion tip is brilliant!
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